It’s that time again, folks. Daylight Savings. When we lose an hour of sleep and gain an hour of bleary-eyed resentment. To that end, here are five things I would much rather spring forward into:

1. A plate of bread pudding.

2. My bookshelf. (Gently. Because ow.)

3. A papasan full of puppies. A “puppasan,” as it were.

4. Tom Hiddleston’s open arms.

5. Actual spring. Because this extended winter is bullshit!